“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC – WORD CRIMES

EUPHEMISMS: KATE BURRIDGE AT TEDXSYDNEY

Check out this post from my original blog:

A COLLECTION OF EUPHEMISMS

 

And this other one:

I AM EXPLORING MY SEXUALITY; YOU ARE PROMISCUOUS; SHE IS A SLUT; A GUIDE TO EMOTIVE CONJUGATIONS

 

10 WORDS THAT DON’T TRANSLATE INTO ENGLISH

 

Check out this post from my original blog:

UNTRANSLATABLE WORDS

 

 

TOTALLY LIKE WHATEVER BY TAYLOR MALI

 

In case you hadn’t noticed,

it has somehow become uncool

to sound like you know what you’re talking about?

Or believe strongly in what you’re saying?

Invisible question marks and parenthetical (you know?)’s

have been attaching themselves to the ends of our sentences?

Even when those sentences aren’t, like, questions? You know?

 

Declarative sentences—so-­‐called

because they used to, like, DECLARE things to be true, okay,

as opposed to other things are, like, totally, you know, not—

have been infected by a totally hip

and tragically cool interrogative tone? You know?

Like, don’t think I’m uncool just because I’ve noticed this;

this is just like the word on the street, you know?

It’s like what I’ve heard?

I have nothing personally invested in my own opinions, okay?

I’m just inviting you to join me in my uncertainty?

 

What has happened to our conviction?

Where are the limbs out on which we once walked?

Have they been, like, chopped down

with the rest of the rain forest?

Or do we have, like, nothing to say?

Has society become so, like, totally . . .

I mean absolutely . . . You know?

That we’ve just gotten to the point where it’s just, like . . .

whatever!

 

And so actually our disarticulation . . . ness

is just a clever sort of . . . thing

to disguise the fact that we’ve become

the most aggressively inarticulate generation

to come along since . . .

you know, a long, long time ago!

 

I entreat you, I implore you, I exhort you,

I challenge you: To speak with conviction.

 

To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks

the determination with which you believe it.

Because contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker,

it is not enough these days to simply QUESTION AUTHORITY.

You have to speak with it, too.

ALANIS MORISSETTE – IRONIC

Now watch this:

BUSTING THE MEHRABIAN MYTH

No, communication is not 7% verbal and 93% non-verbal (body language and tone of voice). If this were true, why would anyone bother learning a foreign language?

LINGUISTICS AS A WINDOW TO UNDERSTANDING THE BRAIN

JOHN MCWHORTER: TXTNG IS KILLING LANGUAGE. JK!!!

STEPHEN FRY ON LANGUAGE

LANGUAGE AS A WINDOW INTO HUMAN NATURE